Vu dans le Grand Journal de Canal+, cette vidéo des Flight of the Conchords avec un hymne très explicite : Too many dicks on the dancefloor. Trop de mecs sur la piste de dance, mais où sont les nanas ?

Lyrics de Flight of the Conchords – Too many dicks on the dance floor :

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks!
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks!
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Too many dicks!

[Jemaine]
Going to the party
Sippin on Bacardi
Wanna meet a hottie
But there’s Adam, Steve and Marty
There’s Billy, Todd and Tommy
They’re on leave from the army
The only boobs I see tonight will be made of origami

[Bret]
Tell the players, make it understood
It ain’t no good if there’s too much wood
Make sure you know before you go
The dance floor bro-hoe ratio
5 to 1 is a brodeo
Tell Steve and Mark its time to go
Wait outside all night to find
20 dudes in a conga line

Too many dicks on the dance floor
Easy to fix!
Too many dicks on the dance floor
Spread out the dicks!

[Dave]
Too many dudes
With too many dicks
Too close to my shit
Too hard to meet chicks
I need better odds
More broads, less rods
I came to do battle
Skedaddle with the cattle prods

[Jemaine]
Too many men
Too many boys
Too many misters
Not enough sisters
Too much time on, too many hands
Not enough ladies, too many mans

[Jemaine]
Too many dicks
Too many dongs
Too many schlongs
Now sing this song

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